June 2012
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“Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.”
—Virginia Woolf
May 2012
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Afghanistan's New Most Powerful Weapon: Education | Film Annex →
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Come one, come all…to read my newest post on Film Annex.
For anyone new to my posts, I’ve pretty much summed up what I’ve written in my past few articles and added my full opinion on the matter of education in Afghanistan. Also, my thoughts on the fantastic initiative by Film Annex to build internet classrooms in Afghanistan. Read more about it here.
Don’t forget to view the rest of my articles on my WebTv Channel!
ModCloth Blog » Blog Archive » The Making of Make the Cut – Step 1 →
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Calling all fashion designers! As a fan, and friend, of some seriously awesome and hardworking fashion designers, I know it can be hard to get your designs noticed by the rest of the industry. Be sure to check out this awesome contest that I wish I had talent to enter lol. You rock ModCloth!
Writing down what my husband says as he watches The Bachelorette
- James: Look at these guys.
- James: The only way to get on this show is if you say yes to these questions: Are you a dick?
- James: Do you like tight black t-shirts and arm curls?
- James: Do you like attention?
- James: Do you have an arm tattoo?
- James: Why aren't any of these guys talking about fucking her? That's ALL these guys would be talking about without the cameras there.
- James: Look at these guys. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
- James: I can't believe this woman put her kid on this show. "My Dad died, and then my Mom went on this whore show twice."
- James: This guy is totally Will Forte.
- James: What!? This guy just answered a question with a question.
- James (valley girl accent): "I'm not feeling butterflies!! I'm just feeling sick that I have to sit with this guy who answers my questions with questions for another 2 hours."
- James: She's crying because she's a total mess.
- James: I would hate to get murdered. That would be the fucking worst way to die ever. You'd just be like, "ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL?"
- James: As if this woman couldn't find a boyfriend without a TV show.
- James: A beard isn't really complete until you can put elastic bands in it, right? That's how I'll know when mine is done.
- James: When I was fat a few years ago, in all those pictures, can we just tell people that was your uncle?
- James: I'm going on The Bachelor. I'm so fucking done with you Kelly. I'm going on the Bachelor to meet one of these hot ladies who knows what they are looking for.
- James: The only thing Tony can do at this point is whip his pants down.
- James: I'm going skydiving. Chances of dying are 1:100000, chances of dying in a car 1:4000. I'm going to skydive into the pool. If I died because the chute didn't open, that's a pretty great story for the kids to tell their friends.
- James: I want a 60 day membership to this BJ's place.
- James: Look at this douchebag's hair.
- James: Nice fucking letter, man.
- James (Imitating Bachelor): "I have a son named Taylor. He's 5 and a totally sweet kid and he will absolutely bone your daughter Ricky."
- James: Stevie is a PARTY MC??
- James: Who says 'mincely'? Who the fuck says 'mincely,' come on.
- James: You can tell that guy got hit in the head.
- James: As if she's gonna pick the Party MC, she has a kid.
- James: She picked the Party MC. That's how you know this is buillshit. That's fantastic.
- James: You're a biology teacher man. You make 20K a year, what is THIS GIRL supposed to do with you, a biology teacher? She already knows where her vagina is.
